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There have been a few changes in the 20 years since Debbie Does Dallas made its debut. For one thing, Debbie (Lexus) is no longer in high school (thanks to Sen. Hatch); "Dallas" is now a person (Jon Dough) rather than a city; and the sport in question is no longer football, but basketball. And there's no sign of Mr. Greenfield.
But aside from the sure marketability of the title, two things stand out - way out - about DDD-TNG: Sharon Mitchell's performance as Debbie's mom, and the Shane-Stephanie Swift girl/girler, both of which are high on my list of pre-noms in their respective categories (Best Supporting Actress and Best Girl/Girl Scene - Film).
I mean, who doesn't like Shane? Longtime readers of AVN may recall that she was the original choice for this Debbie role, and though that would have been great, she shines here as the cheerleaders' coach, with Swift as a candidate willing to do anything to make the squad. Also recall that you don't get a chance to see Shane performing sex these days, and she really goes out with a bang in this one.
So cast your mind back to that school locker room. A little steam and the smell of sweaty ballplayers are in the air. Narrow, long benches flank rows of narrow, tall lockers. Picture, then, full-bosomed Shane caressing Swift's tits and pussy, eventually placing her full lips on the tiny hooters for nips and licking till the nipples turn diamond-hard; then thrusting her fingers in and out of Swift's small pussy. Picture Swift's oval mouth sucking in Shane's areolae, causing Shane's toothy grin to grow even broader than usual. The gals take turns massaging each other's labia and clits before the tape fades into Swift wearing a big, black strap-on. Before you know it, Shane's riding the rod reverse cowgirl style, then wearing the horse-hanger herself to bump bums and boobies with Swift before taking her mish style. A light spanking finishes the scene. Whew! And that's just the first full sexual liaison.
For fans of tease, Lexus fills the bill in her shower scene with Dough. He licks the busty blonde from below, then takes her in the missionary tradition on the washer-dryer. Things tumble to a close with a little fluff-and-fold cunnilingus, horsie humping and a cumshot to the chest. And Lexus' three-way with Toni James and Vince Vouyer ain't chopped liver, either!
But what really ties this film together is the fine acting performance by Sharon Mitchell, a real "Texas cheerleader" mom who'll do anything to make sure her baby is picked for the squad. You'll love her conniving manner, like when she sets up would-be yell queen Reyna with player Billy Glide to be photographed by Micky Lynn. Too bad all that action makes Lynn horny, and she decides to join the fun. And dumping ground glass in Stephanie's boots while she's loving it up with Shane isn't going to win Mitchell any Good Housekeeping awards. Simply put, Mitchell steals every scene she's in.
The bottom line is, DDD-TNG succeeds on nearly every level, and deserves a prominent place in your store display.
Mark Kernes
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